Fuck History

with Brooks and Justin...and sometimes Leo

In which we lambaste the "achievements" of our forebears.

Mar 15
The Space Shuttle Challenger HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Space Shuttle Challenger

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted at 12:40am 1 note

Mar 10
The Discovery of Electricity Hey Ben I know you’re depressed but Psychiatry has come a long way from Electroconvulsive Therapy. Trying to shock yourself isn’t going to change the fact that your wife is fucking your friends. Besides all you had to do was look at your Con-Ed bill. You don’t have fly a kite in a storm like an asshole.

The Discovery of Electricity

Hey Ben I know you’re depressed but Psychiatry has come a long way from Electroconvulsive Therapy. Trying to shock yourself isn’t going to change the fact that your wife is fucking your friends. Besides all you had to do was look at your Con-Ed bill. You don’t have fly a kite in a storm like an asshole.
Posted at 11:46am 1 note

Feb 23
Jesus Christ Dude you could have got a domain for like 12 dollars and reached way more people you cheap Jew. I mean how many people did you even talk to? 200? I had 3,500 unique visitors last week and all I do is post photoshops of my head attached to hamsters. You could have had mad followers on twitter and a youtube channel but nooooo. “I’m good I’ll just stand on this mount and drop some esoteric shit to like 30 people.” OK, Jesus.

Jesus Christ

Dude you could have got a domain for like 12 dollars and reached way more people you cheap Jew. I mean how many people did you even talk to? 200? I had 3,500 unique visitors last week and all I do is post photoshops of my head attached to hamsters. You could have had mad followers on twitter and a youtube channel but nooooo. “I’m good I’ll just stand on this mount and drop some esoteric shit to like 30 people.” OK, Jesus.
Posted at 11:43am 9 notes

Feb 18
Freud I heard this dude smoked tons of cocaine and fucked his mom, and then figured out that everybody wished they’d done shit like that. Because he thought we all wanted to fuck our moms. That’s fine if you think that’s true, but you’re fucking sick. Sigmund Freud probably spends all of eternity in hell experiencing what it’s like to fuck his mom, over and over, forever.

Freud

I heard this dude smoked tons of cocaine and fucked his mom, and then figured out that everybody wished they’d done shit like that. Because he thought we all wanted to fuck our moms. That’s fine if you think that’s true, but you’re fucking sick. Sigmund Freud probably spends all of eternity in hell experiencing what it’s like to fuck his mom, over and over, forever.
Posted at 12:26am 0 notes

Feb 16
The Puritans Hey look it’s the Christian Taliban. Good job champions of righteousness. America has astronomically higher rates of teen pregnancy, pedophilia, and rape than Germany; which shows nudity everywhere. Repression really works.

The Puritans

Hey look it’s the Christian Taliban. Good job champions of righteousness. America has astronomically higher rates of teen pregnancy, pedophilia, and rape than Germany; which shows nudity everywhere. Repression really works.
Posted at 2:52pm 0 notes

What

What
Posted at 2:39pm 0 notes

Feb 15
Hindenburg Only 5 year olds want to fly away in a balloon. 5 year old retards that is. The hindenburg was the funniest tragedy before 9/11 happened. They had this slogan; “Hydrogen: Never Forget”. But we did forget. Nobody gives a fuck about these losers anymore.

Hindenburg

Only 5 year olds want to fly away in a balloon. 5 year old retards that is. The hindenburg was the funniest tragedy before 9/11 happened. They had this slogan; “Hydrogen: Never Forget”. But we did forget. Nobody gives a fuck about these losers anymore.
Posted at 5:04am 0 notes

Feb 14
The Enlightenment Let me show you how evolved I am by cutting off this dude’s head. Yeah keep blowing yourself and your boys whitey.

The Enlightenment

Let me show you how evolved I am by cutting off this dude’s head. Yeah keep blowing yourself and your boys whitey.
Posted at 2:33pm 1 note

Mother Teresa ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

Mother Teresa

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Posted at 4:20am 0 notes

Feb 12
Ghandi Where the fuck are your teeth crackhead? Seriously. Not like you need them to EAT or anything, they just stop the crack from getting to your brain faster.

Ghandi

Where the fuck are your teeth crackhead? Seriously. Not like you need them to EAT or anything, they just stop the crack from getting to your brain faster.
Posted at 12:25pm 1 note

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